Battle Plan

The story so far- I used to be the manager for the blog, and worked for The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom, who is an evil bunny. Then he decided to turn himself into an evil mutant zombie bunny, by getting bitten by an evil mutant zombie bunny. He succeeded. Although I used to put up with his evilousity, it was too much when he began to eat my friends, the happy dappy bunnies, and even his own army, the bunny wabbits of doom. I decided to quit my job as manager and wage a war against him.

I haven't written since January and it's March now. I know that. But, honestly, you don't think I have taken such a long break for no reason. I have been preparing for war. Of course as my army consists of the happy dappy bunnies, who refuse to harm anyone, two mischievous ten year old twins, a man who thinks he is a super hero, a peace fairy whose motto is "I try to bring peace, but I'm not always peaceful" and an alien who hates me, I am no match for The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom's army (although their numbers are rapidly declining as The BWOD eats them). Therefore, it will not be a proper battle but guerilla warfare. My first attack shall be on the army while sleeping. I won't take them all. Just a few, so it looks like they have been caught for The BWOD's dinner. Being kind, and also because I need to build up my army, I shall not kill them but keep them as soldiers. I will continue these attacks until he has no army left at all, or very few. But still, I will not attack The BWOD himself. It would take five times his army to defeat him. Instead, I will take the army away from the blog and we shall gather supporters until, and this may take many months, we have enough people to defeat The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom once and for all. Mwahahahahaaa!

Battle

Ok, I tried to ignore the fact that I get no comments, because I thought It'll just scare off visitors. Nobody wants to read a blog where every post tells you to comment. I am having a little difficulty, though. That's because I just found out Cake Wrecks has only existed for .......... SIX MONTHS! La Blog des Doomy Bunnies has existed way longer. I'm going to go and sulk.

Not really, guys. You know I wouldn't do that! Instead I shall inform you that the battle has commenced. I no longer work for The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom. I quit. For those who don't follow the blog (I don't think anyone follows the blog), The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom is a very evil giant bunny who owns this blog (I'm just the manager). Recently he deliberately got an evil mutant zombie to bite him so that he too could become an evil mutant zombie bunny. A giant evil mutant zombie bunny. Since then he has been acting especially evil, so I quit my job, and now instead of working for him, I am fighting him. It's not working so well, because he has an army (the bunny wabbits of doom) and I don't. Ok, so I have Mystery-Man (a man who thinks he's a super hero), Mary and Marcus MacArthur (two annoying, and only sometimes a bit funny, twins) and Qwertyuiop (an evil alien). Actually, I don't have Qwertyuiop on my side, he hates me, but I have Qwertyuiop on Mary's side. They're great friends. The happy dappy bunnies say they are always glad to help, becuase I'm a great friend. The only problem is, everyone they meet is a great friend to them, including The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom, who likes eating them, so they won't fight him. I can't get the peace fairy to help. Probably because I haven't asked her. I'm scared of her. Yes, she's a peace fairy, but her motto is "I try to bring peace, but that doesn't make me peaceful". She's really rather evil. Do I overuse the word evil? Sorry. Anyway, so far the battle has been going extremely badly, and we are in The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom's prison (all the time I've worked for him I never knew he had as prison- if I had known, I would definately have got rid of it). We are waiting to be killed and eaten. I will post again to let you know if we escape. If we don't escape, I probably won't post.

Bad news

So, me and Mystery Man ran after The Bunny Wabbit of Doom and tried to stop him getting bitten by a evil mutant zombie bunny, so that he would not become one himself. Which, was his plan, for those who haven't been following the blog. Actually, for those who haven't been following the blog, you probably have no idea who The Bunny Wabbit of Doom is, so rather than me explaining it, I suggest you go read through the archives. Anyway, we nearly stopped him, when Mystery Man saw a cat suck up a tree, which he wanted to help. He started climbing the tree and then he fell down and blew our cover. So, The Bunny Wabbit of Doom called the bunny wabbits of doom (his army) and got them to take us back to the blog and send us to bed with no dinner. So, he's an evil mutant zombie bunny, now. And he's seriously scary. He looks like this-
We've recently been getting more and more happy dappy bunnies around the blog. It's kinda sad, because one of them was chatting to me. She was really sweet. This is her-
Anyway, after we were chatting for ages, and she gave me some flowers she picked, I had to go get the bunny wabbits of doom to kill her, because The Bunny Wabbit of Doom doesn't like the happines of happy dappy bunnies. We had bunny stew for dinner. By the way, this does no make The Bunny Wabbit of Doom a cannibal. Happy dappy bunnies and bunny wabbits of doom are completely different animals. Not that The Bunny Wabbit of Doom would care if he was a canibal. He's eaten several of his army today (and they are the same species). Bunny wabbits of doom are going to be endangered species soon. Actually, they already are endangered. They exist nowhere but this blog. Not that I'm saying there aren't scary, even doomy (my new word) bunnies elswhere. Just this particular sprecies exists only here. And now The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom is eating them. Actually, I'm kinda scared now. I think he's going to eat me, now that he's a zombie. Ok, I've made a tough decision. If The Bunny Wabbit of Doom continues to behave like this, I will stop working for him, and start woking against him, to try and stop him. I will join forces with the happy dappy bunnies and take over the blog. Oooh, I'm realy exited! This is going to be fun. No, calm down Lordess. This is war. It is a serious matter. But it's so exiting! NO IT'S NOT! SHUT UP LORDESS!

The Bunny Wabbit of Doom's plan

Finally the the mysterious unknown visitor has returned. They didn't chat this time, he just left an envelope. Which I obviously stole and replaced with an empty one. Don't worry the Bunny Wabbit of Doom wont catch me. He wont be reading the letter for at least another hour. He's still sleeping. Anyway, when I opened the envelope it contained a sheet of paper covered in numbers. Some sort of code. The code is the one that The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom always uses. 1=A, 2=B, 3=C, 4=D, 5=E and so on and so on. The dots divde the letters so you don't think AB (1.2) is L (12). Two dots in a row are a full stop. _ is a space, question marks are queston marks, commas are commas. So, I decoded the letter and it said-

Your Majesty,
Plan=be bitten by emzb. Emzb location= ? Do not build fire. Scares them away. Good luck.

So that's his plan! He boviously still wants to become an evil mutant zombie bunny (I guessed that was what emzb stands for). I better stop him! What with Christmas coming and the goose getting fat (not for me this year-We're having a vegetarian Xmas dinner.... or lamb) I'll be busy! Sorry if you guys wanted to decode the letter yourselves. I was going to get you to do it but I didn't think you would be finished in time. Well, if you want you can re-code it. Or decode this 3.15.4.5. Now, I'll go bring the BWoD his breakfast. Oh no! He's already gone. I better find him and save the world! And I suppose Mystery Man will insist on coming too, make the whole thing a lot more difficult and then get all the credit for saving the wrold. Not fair!

Yay! I'm no longer grounded! Or rather, I still am (for eight more days) but I just realised that the peace fairy actually has no right to ground me. Only The Bunny Bunny Wabbits of Doom has. And I'm not complaining about not having done what she grounded me for (although it would be true- I didn't do anything). I just thought that, as I am the manager of the blog, and she doesn't even work for the blog but just visits whenever she hears arguing, she actually has no right to ground me. Having said that I am so curious about what The Bunny Wabbit of Doom's top secret evil plan is I am going to pretend to still be grounded so that I have an exuse to be in the blog, and I can "accidentaly overhear" more conversations. No new instalmants yet, though. But maybe you have an idea as to what operation mutant is all about? Please let me know!


Buh, bye!

So, here it is- new layout! D'ya like? Ok, so I said I'd do it the other day, but I was busy. But, be greatful! Do you see any dust or tumbleweed? No, for my standards, I've been posting pretty regularily! But, right now I have to go. that's all i had to say. Be back soon!

Ello!

Hi, y'all (I'm not actually American, but I like saying y'all)! Ok, I'm bored of waiting for poll results. There are still 24 days left to vote, but I'm going to change the blog anyway. I think it would look nicer if it were in lighter colours. I don't think that The Bunny Wabbit of Doom approves of cheerful, bright colours, but I'll try and convince him that it will get more readers. And I might try and get some cool picture where the title is. And that's all for today. I still haven't found out what this evil secret plan of the BWoD is, but I'm working on it. The unknown visitor hasn't returned yet, so I haven't been able to accidentally overhear anymore conversations. So, I'm off to start decorating. Bye y'all!

PS. You can still vote on the poll and I can change the layout/colours again.

Overheard conversation

Hey, guys! I'm still grounded by the peace fairy! can you believe it? A whole month for something I didn't even do! I was pretty bored at first, but now I've discovered being grounded is a good opportunity to eavesdrop. So, I happened to overhear this conversation:

Bunny Wabbit of Doom- Ah, hello, you've arrived.
Unknown visitor- Good day your majesty.
BWoD- So, any new instalments on my evil plan to become-
Unknown Visitor-Ah! Operation mutant!
BWoD- No body's listening! Don't be so paranoid. It's perfectly safe to call it my top secret evil plan to become-
Unknown visitor- Operation Mutant, I know.
BWoD- DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!!
Unknown visitor- Sorry, your majesty.
BWoD- So what's new? I myself have been doing some detective work and have discovered that all the -*loud siren*- have been destoryed.
Unknown visitor- That's terrible! What shall we do?
BWoD- That's what you're supposed to work out! That's what I employed you to do!
Unknown visitor- I'm sorry, sir. Well I have a plan. You see.... *unrecognisable whispering*
BWoD- Perfect! My top secret evil plan to beome *vacume cleaner starts up*, shall commence!

So, stick around for the next installment. That is, if I find out what the top secret plan to become something-or-other is about, before it's too late!

Finally, a way to get readers

Awww... Come on, guys! Still not one vote? Still not one comment? Please, have mercy! I'm going to go mad with all this waiting. I'll go insane. How can other blogs have so many readers. Oh, I know! It's cause they have lots of words in them that people google. No-one googles 'Lordess' or 'MacArthur twins' or "Doom". Ok. So if I write lots of commonly used words down here, people will google them and my blog will come up. Here goes!

Alphabet
Brilliant
Cabbage
Dogs
Extreme
Funny
Giant
Hats
Information
Jewellery
Kodak
Love
Magic tricks
Numbers
Orange
Potatoes
Queen
Royal family
Supercalifragilisticexpialydotious
Tea
Urangutans
Vulture
World news
X-ray
Y?
Zebra crossing

D'you think it'll work? Nah, me neither. I'll just have to learn to be content like this. Commentless. It's not too bad. The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom will be mad, though! Not even trying to get readers. But hat's ok. I've reached a state of zen... I no longer care about comments. Not me! Ok. The zen bit isn't true, but I'll try not to lecture you guys too much. You're probably thinking' "Why the sudden change of attitude?". It's the writing out of common (and not so common) words in alphabetical order. Really very theraputic. You should try it. So, I'll be nice help along other blogs. Marshmallow is my friends blog. She doesen't ever post but pay her a visit anyway. Even if she only finds out by me emailing her to say, "Wow, you've got a comment".

finally continued.

Hia! What's the verdict on blog layout? Sorry, am I going on about that a wee bit too much? Ok, I'll shut up about decorating. Anyway, looking through ye olde archives again. I wrote a post in April '07 saying to be continued. I never continued it did I? So, if you want to know what happens, basically, Marcus gets in trouble for 'skiving' (for once, I've got to stick up for the twins. They weren't skiving, but working for la blog) and Mary gets sent to therapy. Yep. Only for a month, though. Now they have to go to school and they don't hate it too much. They quite enjoy playing practical jokes on the teachers. Their favourite is setting a bucket of water on top of the classroom door.
So thats all for today. If you're bored go read cake wrecks.

Yay!

I've beaten the world record for most posts in a month. I mean the my blog record. Which isn't very high. But still.... YAY!

About the blog desing changes, I've taken out all the yellow, and changed a lot of fonts, but I'm thinking, maybe I should get a bright yellow background. The thing about the bright yellow, is that it looks really bright in small areas, but kind of pastel yellow on the background. Which I don't want. What about pink then? I think I used to have it pink. Or grey? I'd make sure there was lots of colour elsewhere. You know what, I will put up a poll. PLEASE vote.

PS. Did you like the two ronnies sketch?

Two reasons I'm writing.
1) I want to know wether I should change my blog layout, colour scheme etc. I would put up a poll, but I guess nobody would vote.
2) I want to beat the blog record of most posts in one months. Which is 5. I think this is my fifth post. One more to go.

L.O! (Thats means hello, by the way- watch this).
I just realised! I've had this blog for about two years now. Over two years. I still don't get comments. I guess that's cause my blog doesn't end up on the reacently updated list much. Anyhoo, enjoy the video!

Hi!

Ok, guys. I'll tell you a bit about what's been happening, like I promised...

First of all, Qwertyuiop, the peace fairy, and of course Mary and Marcus. I say of course, because when is the peace fairy ever there if the McArthurs aren't? I mean, it's them she always has to stop fighting. The rest of us at the blog behave peacfully enough (ok, that's a bit of a white lie). But I'm getting sidetracked.


Mary- Marcus! You stole my teddy again!
Marcus- No I didn't!
Mary- You did so!
Marcus- Well..... I, eh, I-
Mary- See, Qwerty! I told you he did! Break his arm Qwerty! Like you did to the Lordess of Stuff, twice.
Qwertyuiop- Hnnnn..... hhesanrfvxvsjfivg, he nao? Suimg gaddv gduf!


Sorry, I forgot to tell you, Mary and Qwertyuiop (or Qwerty, as she calls him) have become great friends. She has learnt to understand his language ( though she can't speak it) and he has learnt to understand English (though he can't speak it). They sound rather funny when they have conversations. Oh, and by the way, for once, Marcus isn't lying. Mary just misplaced her teddy.


Mary- No! "Well...." in Marcus language means "yes".
Qwertyuiop- Washdg?
Mary- Yes, really! I'll prove it! Marcus?
Marcus- Uhuh?
Mary- Ay, "well" means "yes", Marcus?
Marcus- Well...
Mary- See? See, Qwerty?
Qwertyuiop- Hnnnn... I ppopseu os.
Mary- Good! Now. Break his arm.
Qwertyuiop- Op!
Mary- Please.....?
Qwertyuiop- Op! Op, op, op!
Mary- I hate you Qwerty!
Qwertyuiop- Op ee no...
Mary- Yes I do!
Qwertyuiop- Op ee no!
Mary- I do so!
Qwertyuiop- Ee no!
Mary- Do!
Qwertyuiop- No!
Mary- Hmph!
Qwertyuiop- Wasnti! Baorekkiy! Anfirb! Bitldlaj! Anjfjeib!
Mary- Oh no you didn't!
Qwertyuiop- Qswrr, wasnti! Anfirb!
Mary- Uh! Take that back!
Qwertyuiop- Bitldlaj! Bitldlaj! Bitldlaj! Bitldlaj! Anfirb!
Peace Fairy- Do I hear arguing voices? It must be those McArthurs! Mary! Marcus!
Mary and Marcus- Wasn't me!
Qwertyuiop- Op I!
Peace Fairy- What?
Mary- Wasn't me, he said.
Peace Fairy- Well, fo course it wasn't him! And Mary, I doubt I was you. Well, Marcus? Are you going to own up to picking a fight with Mary?
Marcus- No!
Peace Fairy- That's it! I may be called the Peace Fairy, but that means that I make others peaceful. I can be rather unpeacful myself!
Marcus- Boo Hoo! Sob, sob!
Suddenly, the Lordess of Stuff appears in shining armour.
Lordess of Stuff- Fear not, young Marcus! Help is at hand!
Marcus- What the......?
Lordess of Suff- I'm here to save you Marcus!
Marcus- Yeah, I got that. But how did you fit into my knights costume?
Lordess of Stuff- This isn't yours Marcus. Really.
Marcus- Peace Fairy! As you can see, she is a liar. It was obviously her that stole Mary's teddy, and picked a fight.
Peace Fairy- Your right, Marcus! I appologise sincerely for thinking it was you. Now, Lordess! You're grounded for a month.

Boo hoo!

Bye bye!

Ok, I'm getting a bit miffed now! No comments? None? None at all? All right, I admit it, I've not been writing, even though I gave a pinkie promise. But you shouldn't have believed me. You can't actually pinkie promise something across the internet. That's just a promise, and you don't know if I had my fingers crossed behind my back. So don't pay any attention if I promise I'll write. There's no point. Hey, didn't I write a comment on one of my posts (I know, it's sad commenting on your own blog to make it look like people read it) to say I wouldn't write if nobody commented. Well, I better keep my word (shut up about me not keeping my word about writing, I keep whatever word I want to) and leave blogger. Allow tumbleweed to pile up, and let the evil mutant rabbits live in the blog (or happy dappy bunnys you say-don't be so naive, they'll get eaten) and stop caring for The Bunny Wabbit of Doom! Goodbye then!




Hey! You're still here! Why are you still here? It's not like you want me to stay on the blog, is it? You want me to go! Well that's fine I said I would go! I mean You're probably you've stopped reading. Well, you haven't but that's just because.... well I don't know it's obvious that you're not interested. After one year of slaving away on this blog, I have only had comments from three people (some from me, some from a friend, and one from someboy else, who didn't comment again). It almost makes me feel like continuing, to prove you wrong. But I'm not going to. That's what you want me to do. You want me to keep writing because you like this blog. Hang on! Why am I leaving if you like the blog, if you like it? Haha, I'm not! I'm staying! Sooooo..... what shall I write about? Oh yeah, the peace fairy is back. Yep, she's always hanging around here. So annoying! And I've seen a lot of mutant bunnies around to. Of course the happy dappy bunnies are still here, but not for long. They'll get eaten like I said. And there's the McArthur twins and mystery man. And Qqwertyuiop . Oh and obviously there's The (drumroll, please) Bunny Wabbit of Doom. So stick around to here from all of them!

sorry

Sorry I've not been writing. I've been experiencing difficulty with with my google acount. That horrid guard at the gate to blogger said my email and password didn't match. turns out I forgot the 'www.' at the beginning of my email address. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go deal with the extremely angry Bunny Wabbit Of Doom. I promise I'll wright soon. Really! Pinky promise.

Scary!

Psst... Don't tell The Bunny Wabbit of Doom this, but in the terrifying forrest of google images I saw some bunnies so terrifying they would make him look like a little bunny. Oh. He is a bunny. Here they are....



Meep!

Welcome home M-M and M&M!

Hello! Nothing new today, just wasting time and space. That sounds quite serious - time and space! Don't worry, what I meant was my time and blog space. I leave the serious stuff to Mystery Man. Not that he's any better at time-and-space-traveling than me. But at least it's him everyone will make fun of when the world blows up, and he's somehow landed on Mars, five hundred years ago rather than in some laboratory in the Arctic where the bomb is being made (Polar bears will have their revenge!!).

Anyway....I tried to get rid of Qwertyuiop, because he was only supposed to be staying in the blog to make up for the fact that Mystery Man, Mary and Marcus were all temporarily fired (for trying to take over the blog and for arguing with me) but as their all back, there's no need for him. And you know what that horrible, violent alien did? He broke my arm, just as it was pretty much healed from the last time he broke it. I don't think I can get rid of him. I'll have to put up a sign at the entrance to the blog saying 'Enter at own risk.' or 'Warning! Vicious alien'.

Mystery Man is being as annoying as ever and MacArthurs are back to their old tricks. If anything, they're worse after being fired. But I did miss them when they were away (well, Mary and Marcus, anyway). And the other day they were really trying to be helpful. Trying, I said. Not managing! It started in Mary and Marcus doing the dishes, turned into Mary and Mary breaking dishes, a THUD! for Mystery Man, and a few more broken dishes, and ended hospital waiting room.

Don't worry about Mystery Man, he'll be out of hospital soon. Worry about me, HE'LL BE OUT OF HOSPITAL SOON!

Teapots

Hello, Bunny Wabit of Doom, here.
I would just like to show you this short video (recorded by the blogs new CCTV cameras) proving how useless humans like you are. Tut, tut. It's from when the Lordess pf Stuff came back from holiday slightly earlier than me to pay the girl who had been looking after the blog for her.
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Click, click click, click (shoes on HTML stone floor)

Scrunchgnfdaklrrrcrucnchchchh (keys in lock)

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-BANG!!!!(door opening and closing)

Shuffle, shuffle(slippers on HTML floor)

Sniff, sniff.

-Smells a little.........musty?

Shuffle, shuffle

Gasp!

-Dust? TUMBLEWEEEEEEED?! I better fing the blog dashboard.

Shuffle, shuffle

- Noooooo? Last post, 28 of December 2007?! Oh Deaah!

Shuffle, shuffle

Bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep!(dialing)

Riiiiiiiiiiing, Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, Riiiiiiiii- (ringing)

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-Hello! It's me the Lordess of Stuff!

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-What do I want? WHAT DO I WANT?!

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-YES THERE IS NEED TO SHOUT! YOU LEFT THE BLOG FOR.............1....2....3....4...5! Almost- five months!

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-I don't care about your stupid exuses!

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-Now, don't try that line on me. I can tell you don't have flu!

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-Because I can hear you don't have a blocked nose, and you haven't sneezed once yet!

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-Well done! You managed to talk and hold your nose at the same time. You even managed to sneeze several times in between!

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-You didn't know you were supposed to look after the blog?

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-Did anyone ever tell you that a clinicly insane teapot full of truth potion, with a brain the size of a pea could lie better than you?

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-Of course teapots don't have brains! Neither do you!

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-Does she? I have a teapot too. A whole collection!

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-Noooo? She does too!

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- Really? I've been looking for that one!

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- Oh, invite her round for tea at the blog some day!

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-Bye!

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See? Useless! But the Lordess of Stuff is worse.

Merry Christmas

Sorry that I have not written for AGES! I have been busy celebrating my birthday followed by the human festival of Christmas. When I got back I found the blog in chaos. The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom is extremely cross. Mary and Marcus had tied him up with rope and were running round the place like lunatics. They seemed to think that they owned the place because The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom had been 'conquered'. They must have forgotten about me! Well they have been banished from the blog temporarily and I have sent for the strongest people on earth to try and untie the rope. Mystery Man seemed to think he was one and when I told him not to be silly he went off in a huff. He has also been fired, temporarily. Instead of him I have hired some strange alien who can't even talk. That is a picture of him at the top. He is call Qwertyuiop (pronounced qwert-ee-youp). Basically he just looks funny and that's it. Though I could try and learn the language he speaks. Let me see.

Yes.

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Ok.

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So asdefedaklezmacklywarabadeftambelyroo means cat...

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Sorry, asdefedaklezmacklywaradabadeftambelyree!

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What? casmatreemaqweemackqwooma- what was it!

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AHHH!

...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry!

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What did I say? I thought I said cat! Sorry!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOOOOOOOORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELP!

Well, that didn't go very well. I try to learn it from someone else. I am obviously not very good at it . Qwertyuiop seemed extremely insulted. And also, I though that.... hang on a minute...

You've untied him? That's great. Let me speak to him.

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Of, course I'm sure.

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Don't worry. I know how to deal with his bad moods.


HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


P.S. Merry Christmas.

Hey, be careful, you! That's my broken arm!