27 December 2008

Bad news

So, me and Mystery Man ran after The Bunny Wabbit of Doom and tried to stop him getting bitten by a evil mutant zombie bunny, so that he would not become one himself. Which, was his plan, for those who haven't been following the blog. Actually, for those who haven't been following the blog, you probably have no idea who The Bunny Wabbit of Doom is, so rather than me explaining it, I suggest you go read through the archives. Anyway, we nearly stopped him, when Mystery Man saw a cat suck up a tree, which he wanted to help. He started climbing the tree and then he fell down and blew our cover. So, The Bunny Wabbit of Doom called the bunny wabbits of doom (his army) and got them to take us back to the blog and send us to bed with no dinner. So, he's an evil mutant zombie bunny, now. And he's seriously scary. He looks like this-
We've recently been getting more and more happy dappy bunnies around the blog. It's kinda sad, because one of them was chatting to me. She was really sweet. This is her-
Anyway, after we were chatting for ages, and she gave me some flowers she picked, I had to go get the bunny wabbits of doom to kill her, because The Bunny Wabbit of Doom doesn't like the happines of happy dappy bunnies. We had bunny stew for dinner. By the way, this does no make The Bunny Wabbit of Doom a cannibal. Happy dappy bunnies and bunny wabbits of doom are completely different animals. Not that The Bunny Wabbit of Doom would care if he was a canibal. He's eaten several of his army today (and they are the same species). Bunny wabbits of doom are going to be endangered species soon. Actually, they already are endangered. They exist nowhere but this blog. Not that I'm saying there aren't scary, even doomy (my new word) bunnies elswhere. Just this particular sprecies exists only here. And now The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom is eating them. Actually, I'm kinda scared now. I think he's going to eat me, now that he's a zombie. Ok, I've made a tough decision. If The Bunny Wabbit of Doom continues to behave like this, I will stop working for him, and start woking against him, to try and stop him. I will join forces with the happy dappy bunnies and take over the blog. Oooh, I'm realy exited! This is going to be fun. No, calm down Lordess. This is war. It is a serious matter. But it's so exiting! NO IT'S NOT! SHUT UP LORDESS!

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