24 January 2009

Battle

Ok, I tried to ignore the fact that I get no comments, because I thought It'll just scare off visitors. Nobody wants to read a blog where every post tells you to comment. I am having a little difficulty, though. That's because I just found out Cake Wrecks has only existed for .......... SIX MONTHS! La Blog des Doomy Bunnies has existed way longer. I'm going to go and sulk.

Not really, guys. You know I wouldn't do that! Instead I shall inform you that the battle has commenced. I no longer work for The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom. I quit. For those who don't follow the blog (I don't think anyone follows the blog), The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom is a very evil giant bunny who owns this blog (I'm just the manager). Recently he deliberately got an evil mutant zombie to bite him so that he too could become an evil mutant zombie bunny. A giant evil mutant zombie bunny. Since then he has been acting especially evil, so I quit my job, and now instead of working for him, I am fighting him. It's not working so well, because he has an army (the bunny wabbits of doom) and I don't. Ok, so I have Mystery-Man (a man who thinks he's a super hero), Mary and Marcus MacArthur (two annoying, and only sometimes a bit funny, twins) and Qwertyuiop (an evil alien). Actually, I don't have Qwertyuiop on my side, he hates me, but I have Qwertyuiop on Mary's side. They're great friends. The happy dappy bunnies say they are always glad to help, becuase I'm a great friend. The only problem is, everyone they meet is a great friend to them, including The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom, who likes eating them, so they won't fight him. I can't get the peace fairy to help. Probably because I haven't asked her. I'm scared of her. Yes, she's a peace fairy, but her motto is "I try to bring peace, but that doesn't make me peaceful". She's really rather evil. Do I overuse the word evil? Sorry. Anyway, so far the battle has been going extremely badly, and we are in The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom's prison (all the time I've worked for him I never knew he had as prison- if I had known, I would definately have got rid of it). We are waiting to be killed and eaten. I will post again to let you know if we escape. If we don't escape, I probably won't post.

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