Bad news

So, me and Mystery Man ran after The Bunny Wabbit of Doom and tried to stop him getting bitten by a evil mutant zombie bunny, so that he would not become one himself. Which, was his plan, for those who haven't been following the blog. Actually, for those who haven't been following the blog, you probably have no idea who The Bunny Wabbit of Doom is, so rather than me explaining it, I suggest you go read through the archives. Anyway, we nearly stopped him, when Mystery Man saw a cat suck up a tree, which he wanted to help. He started climbing the tree and then he fell down and blew our cover. So, The Bunny Wabbit of Doom called the bunny wabbits of doom (his army) and got them to take us back to the blog and send us to bed with no dinner. So, he's an evil mutant zombie bunny, now. And he's seriously scary. He looks like this-
We've recently been getting more and more happy dappy bunnies around the blog. It's kinda sad, because one of them was chatting to me. She was really sweet. This is her-
Anyway, after we were chatting for ages, and she gave me some flowers she picked, I had to go get the bunny wabbits of doom to kill her, because The Bunny Wabbit of Doom doesn't like the happines of happy dappy bunnies. We had bunny stew for dinner. By the way, this does no make The Bunny Wabbit of Doom a cannibal. Happy dappy bunnies and bunny wabbits of doom are completely different animals. Not that The Bunny Wabbit of Doom would care if he was a canibal. He's eaten several of his army today (and they are the same species). Bunny wabbits of doom are going to be endangered species soon. Actually, they already are endangered. They exist nowhere but this blog. Not that I'm saying there aren't scary, even doomy (my new word) bunnies elswhere. Just this particular sprecies exists only here. And now The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom is eating them. Actually, I'm kinda scared now. I think he's going to eat me, now that he's a zombie. Ok, I've made a tough decision. If The Bunny Wabbit of Doom continues to behave like this, I will stop working for him, and start woking against him, to try and stop him. I will join forces with the happy dappy bunnies and take over the blog. Oooh, I'm realy exited! This is going to be fun. No, calm down Lordess. This is war. It is a serious matter. But it's so exiting! NO IT'S NOT! SHUT UP LORDESS!

The Bunny Wabbit of Doom's plan

Finally the the mysterious unknown visitor has returned. They didn't chat this time, he just left an envelope. Which I obviously stole and replaced with an empty one. Don't worry the Bunny Wabbit of Doom wont catch me. He wont be reading the letter for at least another hour. He's still sleeping. Anyway, when I opened the envelope it contained a sheet of paper covered in numbers. Some sort of code. The code is the one that The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom always uses. 1=A, 2=B, 3=C, 4=D, 5=E and so on and so on. The dots divde the letters so you don't think AB (1.2) is L (12). Two dots in a row are a full stop. _ is a space, question marks are queston marks, commas are commas. So, I decoded the letter and it said-

Your Majesty,
Plan=be bitten by emzb. Emzb location= ? Do not build fire. Scares them away. Good luck.

So that's his plan! He boviously still wants to become an evil mutant zombie bunny (I guessed that was what emzb stands for). I better stop him! What with Christmas coming and the goose getting fat (not for me this year-We're having a vegetarian Xmas dinner.... or lamb) I'll be busy! Sorry if you guys wanted to decode the letter yourselves. I was going to get you to do it but I didn't think you would be finished in time. Well, if you want you can re-code it. Or decode this 3.15.4.5. Now, I'll go bring the BWoD his breakfast. Oh no! He's already gone. I better find him and save the world! And I suppose Mystery Man will insist on coming too, make the whole thing a lot more difficult and then get all the credit for saving the wrold. Not fair!

Yay! I'm no longer grounded! Or rather, I still am (for eight more days) but I just realised that the peace fairy actually has no right to ground me. Only The Bunny Bunny Wabbits of Doom has. And I'm not complaining about not having done what she grounded me for (although it would be true- I didn't do anything). I just thought that, as I am the manager of the blog, and she doesn't even work for the blog but just visits whenever she hears arguing, she actually has no right to ground me. Having said that I am so curious about what The Bunny Wabbit of Doom's top secret evil plan is I am going to pretend to still be grounded so that I have an exuse to be in the blog, and I can "accidentaly overhear" more conversations. No new instalmants yet, though. But maybe you have an idea as to what operation mutant is all about? Please let me know!


Buh, bye!

So, here it is- new layout! D'ya like? Ok, so I said I'd do it the other day, but I was busy. But, be greatful! Do you see any dust or tumbleweed? No, for my standards, I've been posting pretty regularily! But, right now I have to go. that's all i had to say. Be back soon!

Ello!

Hi, y'all (I'm not actually American, but I like saying y'all)! Ok, I'm bored of waiting for poll results. There are still 24 days left to vote, but I'm going to change the blog anyway. I think it would look nicer if it were in lighter colours. I don't think that The Bunny Wabbit of Doom approves of cheerful, bright colours, but I'll try and convince him that it will get more readers. And I might try and get some cool picture where the title is. And that's all for today. I still haven't found out what this evil secret plan of the BWoD is, but I'm working on it. The unknown visitor hasn't returned yet, so I haven't been able to accidentally overhear anymore conversations. So, I'm off to start decorating. Bye y'all!

PS. You can still vote on the poll and I can change the layout/colours again.

Overheard conversation

Hey, guys! I'm still grounded by the peace fairy! can you believe it? A whole month for something I didn't even do! I was pretty bored at first, but now I've discovered being grounded is a good opportunity to eavesdrop. So, I happened to overhear this conversation:

Bunny Wabbit of Doom- Ah, hello, you've arrived.
Unknown visitor- Good day your majesty.
BWoD- So, any new instalments on my evil plan to become-
Unknown Visitor-Ah! Operation mutant!
BWoD- No body's listening! Don't be so paranoid. It's perfectly safe to call it my top secret evil plan to become-
Unknown visitor- Operation Mutant, I know.
BWoD- DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!!
Unknown visitor- Sorry, your majesty.
BWoD- So what's new? I myself have been doing some detective work and have discovered that all the -*loud siren*- have been destoryed.
Unknown visitor- That's terrible! What shall we do?
BWoD- That's what you're supposed to work out! That's what I employed you to do!
Unknown visitor- I'm sorry, sir. Well I have a plan. You see.... *unrecognisable whispering*
BWoD- Perfect! My top secret evil plan to beome *vacume cleaner starts up*, shall commence!

So, stick around for the next installment. That is, if I find out what the top secret plan to become something-or-other is about, before it's too late!

Finally, a way to get readers

Awww... Come on, guys! Still not one vote? Still not one comment? Please, have mercy! I'm going to go mad with all this waiting. I'll go insane. How can other blogs have so many readers. Oh, I know! It's cause they have lots of words in them that people google. No-one googles 'Lordess' or 'MacArthur twins' or "Doom". Ok. So if I write lots of commonly used words down here, people will google them and my blog will come up. Here goes!

Alphabet
Brilliant
Cabbage
Dogs
Extreme
Funny
Giant
Hats
Information
Jewellery
Kodak
Love
Magic tricks
Numbers
Orange
Potatoes
Queen
Royal family
Supercalifragilisticexpialydotious
Tea
Urangutans
Vulture
World news
X-ray
Y?
Zebra crossing

D'you think it'll work? Nah, me neither. I'll just have to learn to be content like this. Commentless. It's not too bad. The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom will be mad, though! Not even trying to get readers. But hat's ok. I've reached a state of zen... I no longer care about comments. Not me! Ok. The zen bit isn't true, but I'll try not to lecture you guys too much. You're probably thinking' "Why the sudden change of attitude?". It's the writing out of common (and not so common) words in alphabetical order. Really very theraputic. You should try it. So, I'll be nice help along other blogs. Marshmallow is my friends blog. She doesen't ever post but pay her a visit anyway. Even if she only finds out by me emailing her to say, "Wow, you've got a comment".