finally continued.

Hia! What's the verdict on blog layout? Sorry, am I going on about that a wee bit too much? Ok, I'll shut up about decorating. Anyway, looking through ye olde archives again. I wrote a post in April '07 saying to be continued. I never continued it did I? So, if you want to know what happens, basically, Marcus gets in trouble for 'skiving' (for once, I've got to stick up for the twins. They weren't skiving, but working for la blog) and Mary gets sent to therapy. Yep. Only for a month, though. Now they have to go to school and they don't hate it too much. They quite enjoy playing practical jokes on the teachers. Their favourite is setting a bucket of water on top of the classroom door.
So thats all for today. If you're bored go read cake wrecks.

Yay!

I've beaten the world record for most posts in a month. I mean the my blog record. Which isn't very high. But still.... YAY!

About the blog desing changes, I've taken out all the yellow, and changed a lot of fonts, but I'm thinking, maybe I should get a bright yellow background. The thing about the bright yellow, is that it looks really bright in small areas, but kind of pastel yellow on the background. Which I don't want. What about pink then? I think I used to have it pink. Or grey? I'd make sure there was lots of colour elsewhere. You know what, I will put up a poll. PLEASE vote.

PS. Did you like the two ronnies sketch?

Two reasons I'm writing.
1) I want to know wether I should change my blog layout, colour scheme etc. I would put up a poll, but I guess nobody would vote.
2) I want to beat the blog record of most posts in one months. Which is 5. I think this is my fifth post. One more to go.

L.O! (Thats means hello, by the way- watch this).
I just realised! I've had this blog for about two years now. Over two years. I still don't get comments. I guess that's cause my blog doesn't end up on the reacently updated list much. Anyhoo, enjoy the video!

Hi!

Ok, guys. I'll tell you a bit about what's been happening, like I promised...

First of all, Qwertyuiop, the peace fairy, and of course Mary and Marcus. I say of course, because when is the peace fairy ever there if the McArthurs aren't? I mean, it's them she always has to stop fighting. The rest of us at the blog behave peacfully enough (ok, that's a bit of a white lie). But I'm getting sidetracked.


Mary- Marcus! You stole my teddy again!
Marcus- No I didn't!
Mary- You did so!
Marcus- Well..... I, eh, I-
Mary- See, Qwerty! I told you he did! Break his arm Qwerty! Like you did to the Lordess of Stuff, twice.
Qwertyuiop- Hnnnn..... hhesanrfvxvsjfivg, he nao? Suimg gaddv gduf!


Sorry, I forgot to tell you, Mary and Qwertyuiop (or Qwerty, as she calls him) have become great friends. She has learnt to understand his language ( though she can't speak it) and he has learnt to understand English (though he can't speak it). They sound rather funny when they have conversations. Oh, and by the way, for once, Marcus isn't lying. Mary just misplaced her teddy.


Mary- No! "Well...." in Marcus language means "yes".
Qwertyuiop- Washdg?
Mary- Yes, really! I'll prove it! Marcus?
Marcus- Uhuh?
Mary- Ay, "well" means "yes", Marcus?
Marcus- Well...
Mary- See? See, Qwerty?
Qwertyuiop- Hnnnn... I ppopseu os.
Mary- Good! Now. Break his arm.
Qwertyuiop- Op!
Mary- Please.....?
Qwertyuiop- Op! Op, op, op!
Mary- I hate you Qwerty!
Qwertyuiop- Op ee no...
Mary- Yes I do!
Qwertyuiop- Op ee no!
Mary- I do so!
Qwertyuiop- Ee no!
Mary- Do!
Qwertyuiop- No!
Mary- Hmph!
Qwertyuiop- Wasnti! Baorekkiy! Anfirb! Bitldlaj! Anjfjeib!
Mary- Oh no you didn't!
Qwertyuiop- Qswrr, wasnti! Anfirb!
Mary- Uh! Take that back!
Qwertyuiop- Bitldlaj! Bitldlaj! Bitldlaj! Bitldlaj! Anfirb!
Peace Fairy- Do I hear arguing voices? It must be those McArthurs! Mary! Marcus!
Mary and Marcus- Wasn't me!
Qwertyuiop- Op I!
Peace Fairy- What?
Mary- Wasn't me, he said.
Peace Fairy- Well, fo course it wasn't him! And Mary, I doubt I was you. Well, Marcus? Are you going to own up to picking a fight with Mary?
Marcus- No!
Peace Fairy- That's it! I may be called the Peace Fairy, but that means that I make others peaceful. I can be rather unpeacful myself!
Marcus- Boo Hoo! Sob, sob!
Suddenly, the Lordess of Stuff appears in shining armour.
Lordess of Stuff- Fear not, young Marcus! Help is at hand!
Marcus- What the......?
Lordess of Suff- I'm here to save you Marcus!
Marcus- Yeah, I got that. But how did you fit into my knights costume?
Lordess of Stuff- This isn't yours Marcus. Really.
Marcus- Peace Fairy! As you can see, she is a liar. It was obviously her that stole Mary's teddy, and picked a fight.
Peace Fairy- Your right, Marcus! I appologise sincerely for thinking it was you. Now, Lordess! You're grounded for a month.

Boo hoo!

Bye bye!

Ok, I'm getting a bit miffed now! No comments? None? None at all? All right, I admit it, I've not been writing, even though I gave a pinkie promise. But you shouldn't have believed me. You can't actually pinkie promise something across the internet. That's just a promise, and you don't know if I had my fingers crossed behind my back. So don't pay any attention if I promise I'll write. There's no point. Hey, didn't I write a comment on one of my posts (I know, it's sad commenting on your own blog to make it look like people read it) to say I wouldn't write if nobody commented. Well, I better keep my word (shut up about me not keeping my word about writing, I keep whatever word I want to) and leave blogger. Allow tumbleweed to pile up, and let the evil mutant rabbits live in the blog (or happy dappy bunnys you say-don't be so naive, they'll get eaten) and stop caring for The Bunny Wabbit of Doom! Goodbye then!




Hey! You're still here! Why are you still here? It's not like you want me to stay on the blog, is it? You want me to go! Well that's fine I said I would go! I mean You're probably you've stopped reading. Well, you haven't but that's just because.... well I don't know it's obvious that you're not interested. After one year of slaving away on this blog, I have only had comments from three people (some from me, some from a friend, and one from someboy else, who didn't comment again). It almost makes me feel like continuing, to prove you wrong. But I'm not going to. That's what you want me to do. You want me to keep writing because you like this blog. Hang on! Why am I leaving if you like the blog, if you like it? Haha, I'm not! I'm staying! Sooooo..... what shall I write about? Oh yeah, the peace fairy is back. Yep, she's always hanging around here. So annoying! And I've seen a lot of mutant bunnies around to. Of course the happy dappy bunnies are still here, but not for long. They'll get eaten like I said. And there's the McArthur twins and mystery man. And Qqwertyuiop . Oh and obviously there's The (drumroll, please) Bunny Wabbit of Doom. So stick around to here from all of them!

sorry

Sorry I've not been writing. I've been experiencing difficulty with with my google acount. That horrid guard at the gate to blogger said my email and password didn't match. turns out I forgot the 'www.' at the beginning of my email address. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go deal with the extremely angry Bunny Wabbit Of Doom. I promise I'll wright soon. Really! Pinky promise.