Random convertsation...

Lordess of Stuff: Ah, hello! You must be the terrible twins, Mary and Marcus Am I correct?
Mary: Yes, my lady you are right.
Marcus: No, my lady you are incorrect. My name is in fact Mark. She tells a falsehood.
Mary: He's lying, my lady! His name is Marcus. And, Marcus, she don't speak posh. Ain't ya noticed, Marcus?
Marcus: Thou art wrong, Mary, for a sweet lady of high standards speaks not common and vulgar language as thou do.
Mary: Does so!
Marcus: Forgive me sweet lady as I will do a bad thing in front of you. Mary, you stupid! 'Course she speaks posh. She's a lady isn't she?
Mary: What would you know, you bird-brain?
Lordess of stuff: Don't argue you two. I hope this solves your problem. I do not speak posh, but do not mind being spoken to in such a manner. Now, I must welcome you to the Peace Fairy, who is just arriving.
Mary:Ha Ha! She ain't posh!
Marcus glares at Mary.
Peace Fairy: Hello, friends. You must be the terrific twins, Marcus and Mary. I have you quarrel often. Let us bring an end to all this and live in peace and harmony.
Mary: Not my fault.
Marcus: Is so.
Mary: Ain't so.
Marcus: I'm afraid it is.
Mary:Yeah, your right, I know what you mean. Is not!
Marcus: I said what I meant.
Mary: That'll be a first.
Peace Fairy: Now, now, children. It upsets me so to see you sad.
Lordess of Stuff: Hear, come the Happy Dappy Bunnies.
Happy Dappy Bunny: Lets play!
Bunny Wabbit of Doom: No such nonsence in my territory. Hear, we don't like happiness.
Happy Dappy Bunnies: We're doomed!
Happy Dappy Bunny: Lets make the most of. I vote we play tig!
Mary: I'm it!
Marcus: No, no, me!
Mary: But your pathetic at it ain't ya?
Lordess of Stuff: Party over! We're going home.
Marcus: GRRR! This is all your fault.
Mary: He's being provoking!
Marcus: Your bein' more pro-watsitcalled!
Mary: That's where your wrong!
Marcus: Is this pro...pro..proviky?
Hits Mary over the head.
Mary: Yup!
Hits him back.

Sorry, but we will have to leave the following scenes out for the safety of our smaller readers.
Do not try this at home.

You really have to be bored to look at this.

Random freaky links for when you have almost died of boredom and are really desperate.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/
Wierd stuff. Don't ask.
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=19022
Yay! The Loituma Clock. This is what pop music should be (make sure the sound is On)
http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html
Yup! I am mad.
http://www.youtube.com/
Listen to cool stuff.
http://gamershood.com/
Cool games. Try the room games.
http://www.eyezmaze.com/
I know they are wierd but, like I said, I am mad.
http://goldenmikado.blogspot.com/
Bloggers unite!

Now I hope that I have reinforced the meaning of the title. You really have to be bored out of your skull to look at this. And on that happy note: cheerio!

Cheese, pet rocks and randomisity: The truth

Pet rocks rock! Don't you agree? Well tough 'cos you should.
Q:Why do they rock?
A: How should I know?
Q:That was a question and not an answer!
A: That was a statement!
Q:So?
A: Yes! I tricked you into asking a question.
Q:Shut up.
Lord(ess) of stuff: I'm afraid I'll have to stop you there. O.M.G! I am actually talking to myself. I wonder why talking is spelt with an 'l' .....
Anyway, where were we. Ah, yes, cheese. Cheese isn't actually cheese, you know. It's just an excuse to be random. Did you know that? Probably not.
Randomisity? I just like the word and the meaning of it. That's all. Well. that's all folks! See ya! Well not actually see you just sort of see you. I mean, not with eyes it's just a figure of speech. I mean it's more than one figure 'cause it's got, let's see.... (this time I actually mean see) 3 letters. What are we talking about? Figures of speech or the word see? We aren't actually talking but you know what I mean. No? Oh well. I guess I just give up, only I'm not actually guessing I'm just thinking.
And there you are! You'r quick guide to randomisity including an excample. Some would call it rambeling on I suppose....

Error:

Error: Spelling mistake. You may have notice I wrote yo instead of you. Well Oops about that! This is a very short posting I know but the purpose of it is not to amuse you but to point out an error. If I keep rambeling on it is very likely to become a long posting. Oh and by the way, write lots of coments! Got that? No? Oh well.
End of report.

First Posting!

Hi! This is my first posting and I haven't got a clue what to write. Yes I know it's strange...Have you seen the URl. Ha! Bet you didn't. Un-ubservant people like most do not nogtice things like that. Yes I know it's boring sofar but it getts worse! Much worse... You'll have to put up with me rambeling on and on and on and on and on and on about stuff like cheese and pet rocks. I will probably tell you about imaginary people and give them either amazingly adventurous or completely odd lives. That is if yo choose to read this blogg.