Battle Plan

The story so far- I used to be the manager for the blog, and worked for The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom, who is an evil bunny. Then he decided to turn himself into an evil mutant zombie bunny, by getting bitten by an evil mutant zombie bunny. He succeeded. Although I used to put up with his evilousity, it was too much when he began to eat my friends, the happy dappy bunnies, and even his own army, the bunny wabbits of doom. I decided to quit my job as manager and wage a war against him.

I haven't written since January and it's March now. I know that. But, honestly, you don't think I have taken such a long break for no reason. I have been preparing for war. Of course as my army consists of the happy dappy bunnies, who refuse to harm anyone, two mischievous ten year old twins, a man who thinks he is a super hero, a peace fairy whose motto is "I try to bring peace, but I'm not always peaceful" and an alien who hates me, I am no match for The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom's army (although their numbers are rapidly declining as The BWOD eats them). Therefore, it will not be a proper battle but guerilla warfare. My first attack shall be on the army while sleeping. I won't take them all. Just a few, so it looks like they have been caught for The BWOD's dinner. Being kind, and also because I need to build up my army, I shall not kill them but keep them as soldiers. I will continue these attacks until he has no army left at all, or very few. But still, I will not attack The BWOD himself. It would take five times his army to defeat him. Instead, I will take the army away from the blog and we shall gather supporters until, and this may take many months, we have enough people to defeat The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom once and for all. Mwahahahahaaa!

Battle

Ok, I tried to ignore the fact that I get no comments, because I thought It'll just scare off visitors. Nobody wants to read a blog where every post tells you to comment. I am having a little difficulty, though. That's because I just found out Cake Wrecks has only existed for .......... SIX MONTHS! La Blog des Doomy Bunnies has existed way longer. I'm going to go and sulk.

Not really, guys. You know I wouldn't do that! Instead I shall inform you that the battle has commenced. I no longer work for The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom. I quit. For those who don't follow the blog (I don't think anyone follows the blog), The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom is a very evil giant bunny who owns this blog (I'm just the manager). Recently he deliberately got an evil mutant zombie to bite him so that he too could become an evil mutant zombie bunny. A giant evil mutant zombie bunny. Since then he has been acting especially evil, so I quit my job, and now instead of working for him, I am fighting him. It's not working so well, because he has an army (the bunny wabbits of doom) and I don't. Ok, so I have Mystery-Man (a man who thinks he's a super hero), Mary and Marcus MacArthur (two annoying, and only sometimes a bit funny, twins) and Qwertyuiop (an evil alien). Actually, I don't have Qwertyuiop on my side, he hates me, but I have Qwertyuiop on Mary's side. They're great friends. The happy dappy bunnies say they are always glad to help, becuase I'm a great friend. The only problem is, everyone they meet is a great friend to them, including The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom, who likes eating them, so they won't fight him. I can't get the peace fairy to help. Probably because I haven't asked her. I'm scared of her. Yes, she's a peace fairy, but her motto is "I try to bring peace, but that doesn't make me peaceful". She's really rather evil. Do I overuse the word evil? Sorry. Anyway, so far the battle has been going extremely badly, and we are in The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom's prison (all the time I've worked for him I never knew he had as prison- if I had known, I would definately have got rid of it). We are waiting to be killed and eaten. I will post again to let you know if we escape. If we don't escape, I probably won't post.

Bad news

So, me and Mystery Man ran after The Bunny Wabbit of Doom and tried to stop him getting bitten by a evil mutant zombie bunny, so that he would not become one himself. Which, was his plan, for those who haven't been following the blog. Actually, for those who haven't been following the blog, you probably have no idea who The Bunny Wabbit of Doom is, so rather than me explaining it, I suggest you go read through the archives. Anyway, we nearly stopped him, when Mystery Man saw a cat suck up a tree, which he wanted to help. He started climbing the tree and then he fell down and blew our cover. So, The Bunny Wabbit of Doom called the bunny wabbits of doom (his army) and got them to take us back to the blog and send us to bed with no dinner. So, he's an evil mutant zombie bunny, now. And he's seriously scary. He looks like this-
We've recently been getting more and more happy dappy bunnies around the blog. It's kinda sad, because one of them was chatting to me. She was really sweet. This is her-
Anyway, after we were chatting for ages, and she gave me some flowers she picked, I had to go get the bunny wabbits of doom to kill her, because The Bunny Wabbit of Doom doesn't like the happines of happy dappy bunnies. We had bunny stew for dinner. By the way, this does no make The Bunny Wabbit of Doom a cannibal. Happy dappy bunnies and bunny wabbits of doom are completely different animals. Not that The Bunny Wabbit of Doom would care if he was a canibal. He's eaten several of his army today (and they are the same species). Bunny wabbits of doom are going to be endangered species soon. Actually, they already are endangered. They exist nowhere but this blog. Not that I'm saying there aren't scary, even doomy (my new word) bunnies elswhere. Just this particular sprecies exists only here. And now The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom is eating them. Actually, I'm kinda scared now. I think he's going to eat me, now that he's a zombie. Ok, I've made a tough decision. If The Bunny Wabbit of Doom continues to behave like this, I will stop working for him, and start woking against him, to try and stop him. I will join forces with the happy dappy bunnies and take over the blog. Oooh, I'm realy exited! This is going to be fun. No, calm down Lordess. This is war. It is a serious matter. But it's so exiting! NO IT'S NOT! SHUT UP LORDESS!

The Bunny Wabbit of Doom's plan

Finally the the mysterious unknown visitor has returned. They didn't chat this time, he just left an envelope. Which I obviously stole and replaced with an empty one. Don't worry the Bunny Wabbit of Doom wont catch me. He wont be reading the letter for at least another hour. He's still sleeping. Anyway, when I opened the envelope it contained a sheet of paper covered in numbers. Some sort of code. The code is the one that The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom always uses. 1=A, 2=B, 3=C, 4=D, 5=E and so on and so on. The dots divde the letters so you don't think AB (1.2) is L (12). Two dots in a row are a full stop. _ is a space, question marks are queston marks, commas are commas. So, I decoded the letter and it said-

Your Majesty,
Plan=be bitten by emzb. Emzb location= ? Do not build fire. Scares them away. Good luck.

So that's his plan! He boviously still wants to become an evil mutant zombie bunny (I guessed that was what emzb stands for). I better stop him! What with Christmas coming and the goose getting fat (not for me this year-We're having a vegetarian Xmas dinner.... or lamb) I'll be busy! Sorry if you guys wanted to decode the letter yourselves. I was going to get you to do it but I didn't think you would be finished in time. Well, if you want you can re-code it. Or decode this 3.15.4.5. Now, I'll go bring the BWoD his breakfast. Oh no! He's already gone. I better find him and save the world! And I suppose Mystery Man will insist on coming too, make the whole thing a lot more difficult and then get all the credit for saving the wrold. Not fair!

Yay! I'm no longer grounded! Or rather, I still am (for eight more days) but I just realised that the peace fairy actually has no right to ground me. Only The Bunny Bunny Wabbits of Doom has. And I'm not complaining about not having done what she grounded me for (although it would be true- I didn't do anything). I just thought that, as I am the manager of the blog, and she doesn't even work for the blog but just visits whenever she hears arguing, she actually has no right to ground me. Having said that I am so curious about what The Bunny Wabbit of Doom's top secret evil plan is I am going to pretend to still be grounded so that I have an exuse to be in the blog, and I can "accidentaly overhear" more conversations. No new instalmants yet, though. But maybe you have an idea as to what operation mutant is all about? Please let me know!


Buh, bye!

So, here it is- new layout! D'ya like? Ok, so I said I'd do it the other day, but I was busy. But, be greatful! Do you see any dust or tumbleweed? No, for my standards, I've been posting pretty regularily! But, right now I have to go. that's all i had to say. Be back soon!

Ello!

Hi, y'all (I'm not actually American, but I like saying y'all)! Ok, I'm bored of waiting for poll results. There are still 24 days left to vote, but I'm going to change the blog anyway. I think it would look nicer if it were in lighter colours. I don't think that The Bunny Wabbit of Doom approves of cheerful, bright colours, but I'll try and convince him that it will get more readers. And I might try and get some cool picture where the title is. And that's all for today. I still haven't found out what this evil secret plan of the BWoD is, but I'm working on it. The unknown visitor hasn't returned yet, so I haven't been able to accidentally overhear anymore conversations. So, I'm off to start decorating. Bye y'all!

PS. You can still vote on the poll and I can change the layout/colours again.