Stuff.

Hi.Changed my mind again. I don't know how mickado can like the pink background. It is horrible! So I'm changing it again. What will it be? Find out later. Now though I'll tell you one of Mystery-Man's adventures.


One day Mystery -Man was rescuing a cat from a tree when- BANG!
There was a sudden crash and Mystery-Man fell off the tree.

'Where am I?' he asked, when he woke up. Next to him on the grass lay a fire-man, a police officer and an ambulance man. Infront of him, on the tree was a HUGE GIANT CHEEEEEEEEEEESE! Everyone around him quivered and looked terrified.
'You're back to sqaure one. That kitty is not gonna get rescued. MUHAHAHAHAHA!' Transated into english that means: 'You're still in the place you were earlier. I'm gonna kidnapp or even kill that cat and you aren't going to rescue her. Evil laugh'.
Mystery-Man stands up bravely and faces the cheese. He climbs up the tree and grabs the cat. He then looks the cheese straight in the eyes.
'I demand you leave this planet in peace!' shouts Mystery-Man.
'What're you gonna do?' replies the EVIL GIANT CHEEEEEEEEESE!
'Teach a famous line of poetry. A rose is a rose is a rose. Or, my prefered version: a claw is a claw is a claw. And two pawfulls of them can be very painfull.'
'Whats that meant to mean. Do tell me!' replied the HUGE GIANT EVIL CHEEEEEEEESE!
'I'll do better. I'll show you! KITTY!' answered Mystery-Man.
The cat sprang from Mystery-Man's grip and atacked not the cheese but the branch. The EVIL GIANT HUMUNGUS CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE! okked confused, but then laughed.
'Does kitty want to go home?' he mocked.
Suddeny the branch swayed.
'HELP!!!!' cried the CHEEEEEEEEEESE! He fell on his face and on the pussy. Mystery-Man sprang down to help, but it was too late. The cat was dead.
'NOOOOOO!' shouted Mystery-Man. Then to his horror the HUGE GIANT etc. etc CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE! stood up. Mystery-Man gasped.
'Thought I was dead? Well thanks to your cat, I had a nice soft landing.'
'You evil, evil-' began Mystery-Man.
'All right! Save your tongue. HAHA! Why don't we have a fight? That's the quickest option.'
'But first, let us talk. Do you like ice-cream? Candy-floss? Chocolate? Candy-canes? Bubble-gum?'
The EVIL GIANT etc. etc. CHEEEEEEEEESE!'s mouth began to water.
'I'll be right back!' called Mystery-Man.
'Not so fast!' replied EVIL.....etc.etc.etc CHEEEESE!
Mystery-Man ran but he was being chased. He quicky took shelter in a sweet-shop. Whist he was there he bought: 3 ice-creams, 2 candy-flosses, 10 chocoate bars, 15 candy-canes and 32 peices of bubble-gum.
'What're you gonna do with that? Hope it distracts me?' laughed the ................................ CHEEE........etcEEEEESE!
'No. Give it to you.' repied Mystery-Man.
'Really? Oh thank you. LEts be friends!'

And so they all lived happily ever after. The End.

So the moral of the story is violence doesn't sove anything.

The small print: That was a myth. What really happened is that the EVIL GIANT HUMUNGUS CHEEEEEEESE! ate the cat, and through the fire-man, police officer and ambulance man into the tree (they are still aive, though). Mystery-Man ran for his ife and just about survived. Then Mr. CHEEEEESE took over Randomi-city. Had there been a girl there, it would all have been fine!

Erm...hi?

Sorry about the title. I could not think of anything to write for it. Anyway, Mickado finaly gets her way. My blog has a pink background! Hope you like it. Mickado, you better... By the way, Mystery-Man saved the world again. He's done it at least fifteen 1/2 times since my last posting, which was very recent. Some day I'll write down one of his adventures...when I have time. Not now though....some othert time....(now how often have I said that? Maybe I should do it now? Should I? Seeing as you can't comment while I write this, I shall not know your answer. I will though, won't I? YOU WILL COMMENT!!!! Yes, you will. No exuses. Now, comment!) Mickado you better! You after all were the one who wanted the pink background. Well, that's all. I'll just be rambleing on and on and on and and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on................................................................................................................................................................. ...........................................................................

Sorry, that's all we have time for today, until later bye! Although I could tell you about the weather. It's a lovley day. And also ther are a few....blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla-SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!! Bye!

WELCOME!!!

Sorry! I haven't written in A...G...E...S. Sorry, was that freaky? Aah, well. We have a new character! It's...erm...who is it? Sorry exuse me for a moment...

Mr...

....

Who?

....

What was that?

.....

Ehm, ok.

Sorry about the delay. He says his name is Mystery-Man. I can't really describe him. He refuses to come out of the shadows.

Really, sir-

....

All right, I'll call you Mystery-Man. But, honestly... I understand perfectly if you a problem with your apearance, you can come out.

.....

No, I won't photgraph you.

.....

Well if you refuse to come out...

I have managed to snap a photo of him. However, all I could get was his logo, on his top. See above to view it.

Now, where was I?

.....

Oh, yes! That!

I was telling you about Mystery-Man. As you may have guessed, he is a super hero. He solves mysteries and yet he is one (Now, wasn't that poetic? Why are you laughing?). In prose he is annonymous. He goes around saving the world and refuses to get the prase. To be honest, I don't see the point. It's not as if the moneys going to charity, so he might as well take it. Oh, here come visitors! Isn't that a nice welcome?

Lordess of Stuff: Lets all give him a warm welcome. Let me here you.

1 single person: Welcome...

Lordess of Stuff: That was pathetic. Come on! Cn I here you?

Everyone: Welcome.

Lordess of Stuff: I can't here you!

Everyone: WELCOME!!!!

Lordess of Stuff: Ouch. That was loud!

Ok, so that's over with. Gosh, they didn't have to shout! What? Well, maybe I encoureged them a tiny little bit but, really- Anyway, that's all just now! Until later, Bye Bye!