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Hi.Changed my mind again. I don't know how mickado can like the pink background. It is horrible! So I'm changing it again. What will it be? Find out later. Now though I'll tell you one of Mystery-Man's adventures.


One day Mystery -Man was rescuing a cat from a tree when- BANG!
There was a sudden crash and Mystery-Man fell off the tree.

'Where am I?' he asked, when he woke up. Next to him on the grass lay a fire-man, a police officer and an ambulance man. Infront of him, on the tree was a HUGE GIANT CHEEEEEEEEEEESE! Everyone around him quivered and looked terrified.
'You're back to sqaure one. That kitty is not gonna get rescued. MUHAHAHAHAHA!' Transated into english that means: 'You're still in the place you were earlier. I'm gonna kidnapp or even kill that cat and you aren't going to rescue her. Evil laugh'.
Mystery-Man stands up bravely and faces the cheese. He climbs up the tree and grabs the cat. He then looks the cheese straight in the eyes.
'I demand you leave this planet in peace!' shouts Mystery-Man.
'What're you gonna do?' replies the EVIL GIANT CHEEEEEEEEESE!
'Teach a famous line of poetry. A rose is a rose is a rose. Or, my prefered version: a claw is a claw is a claw. And two pawfulls of them can be very painfull.'
'Whats that meant to mean. Do tell me!' replied the HUGE GIANT EVIL CHEEEEEEEESE!
'I'll do better. I'll show you! KITTY!' answered Mystery-Man.
The cat sprang from Mystery-Man's grip and atacked not the cheese but the branch. The EVIL GIANT HUMUNGUS CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE! okked confused, but then laughed.
'Does kitty want to go home?' he mocked.
Suddeny the branch swayed.
'HELP!!!!' cried the CHEEEEEEEEEESE! He fell on his face and on the pussy. Mystery-Man sprang down to help, but it was too late. The cat was dead.
'NOOOOOO!' shouted Mystery-Man. Then to his horror the HUGE GIANT etc. etc CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE! stood up. Mystery-Man gasped.
'Thought I was dead? Well thanks to your cat, I had a nice soft landing.'
'You evil, evil-' began Mystery-Man.
'All right! Save your tongue. HAHA! Why don't we have a fight? That's the quickest option.'
'But first, let us talk. Do you like ice-cream? Candy-floss? Chocolate? Candy-canes? Bubble-gum?'
The EVIL GIANT etc. etc. CHEEEEEEEEESE!'s mouth began to water.
'I'll be right back!' called Mystery-Man.
'Not so fast!' replied EVIL.....etc.etc.etc CHEEEESE!
Mystery-Man ran but he was being chased. He quicky took shelter in a sweet-shop. Whist he was there he bought: 3 ice-creams, 2 candy-flosses, 10 chocoate bars, 15 candy-canes and 32 peices of bubble-gum.
'What're you gonna do with that? Hope it distracts me?' laughed the ................................ CHEEE........etcEEEEESE!
'No. Give it to you.' repied Mystery-Man.
'Really? Oh thank you. LEts be friends!'

And so they all lived happily ever after. The End.

So the moral of the story is violence doesn't sove anything.

The small print: That was a myth. What really happened is that the EVIL GIANT HUMUNGUS CHEEEEEEESE! ate the cat, and through the fire-man, police officer and ambulance man into the tree (they are still aive, though). Mystery-Man ran for his ife and just about survived. Then Mr. CHEEEEESE took over Randomi-city. Had there been a girl there, it would all have been fine!