Battle Plan

The story so far- I used to be the manager for the blog, and worked for The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom, who is an evil bunny. Then he decided to turn himself into an evil mutant zombie bunny, by getting bitten by an evil mutant zombie bunny. He succeeded. Although I used to put up with his evilousity, it was too much when he began to eat my friends, the happy dappy bunnies, and even his own army, the bunny wabbits of doom. I decided to quit my job as manager and wage a war against him.

I haven't written since January and it's March now. I know that. But, honestly, you don't think I have taken such a long break for no reason. I have been preparing for war. Of course as my army consists of the happy dappy bunnies, who refuse to harm anyone, two mischievous ten year old twins, a man who thinks he is a super hero, a peace fairy whose motto is "I try to bring peace, but I'm not always peaceful" and an alien who hates me, I am no match for The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom's army (although their numbers are rapidly declining as The BWOD eats them). Therefore, it will not be a proper battle but guerilla warfare. My first attack shall be on the army while sleeping. I won't take them all. Just a few, so it looks like they have been caught for The BWOD's dinner. Being kind, and also because I need to build up my army, I shall not kill them but keep them as soldiers. I will continue these attacks until he has no army left at all, or very few. But still, I will not attack The BWOD himself. It would take five times his army to defeat him. Instead, I will take the army away from the blog and we shall gather supporters until, and this may take many months, we have enough people to defeat The Bunny Wabbit Of Doom once and for all. Mwahahahahaaa!